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Kirby Doss | @kirbydoss
Manual blinds are so last year... janky ass prototype complete. These outlets look like they need an outlet. Why they so mad?! Ol gurl knows how to do. @jacy_blake Got ourselves a cabinet cat. Her name is sandwich. She’s all mine. Well, mostly the bank’s, but they are letting us stay there. That one time a child asked me why I was in a book wearing a pink thong... Apple: remember looking at porn on a 14.4 modem?! Saw Uncle Tupelo tonight. I guess Jay was ill. Their merch is weird. Thanks @jacy_blake Bought this in Greece. Flew halfway around the damn world to discover what I already knew. Not all heroes wear thongs, but I do when I have to fix an anchor wench at sea. @seancupit #mensculturaltrip I went to Greece. It was ugly and boring and I hated it. And an olive branch fell on me. #mensculturaltrip Some alchemist turned our mop into a squirrel. Leftover chilled goose. Y'all hawngry? Custom starbuck. Classy as fuck. Upside down and off center. Seems to be the theme of this trip. @jacy_blake living out her fantasies with Sam Doores. @thedeslondes He's already dead because you touched him with your stupid dirty possum hands. Two years. A mess of disappointment. And a million honey butter chicken biscuits in various states of deconstruction. Ain't nothin changed. But she seems to stick around, and she's way yonder better than anything I deserve. This isn't the first time I've come to work to find a present of a random bottle of whiskey on my desk. Thanks @dog_gossiper I think... Just got this little hussie for free. My life is really weird. It's been a long few weeks. Also Louisiana has weird orange juice. And Gary Makes a fine Caucasian. Mississippi. Parkay squeeze oleo. Taters. Marlboros. Two kisses. A pineapple lifesaver to wash it all down. Welcome home.